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So, you’ve survived another scroll through LinkedIn where “thought leaders” tell you to just start—as if launching a business is only slightly harder than choosing a Netflix show. Somewhere between your third iced coffee and that “for you” TikTok suggesting you become a CEO by 30, it hits: Should you actually, like, write a business … Read more

Welcome, entrepreneurial overachiever, procrastinator, or poor soul trapped at a coworking desk next to a guy who says “synergy” unironically. You Googled “How long should a business plan be?”—maybe right after reading approximately 58 different answers, none of which made sense and one of which involved “manifesting” the perfect length. Pull up that second (or … Read more

You’ve seen the term “business plan” tossed around more than the phrase “Let’s circle back” at a company meeting. Maybe you Googled it at 3 AM, sandwiched between tutorials on how to appear confident on Zoom and lists of quick dinners you’ll never make. Good news: you’re not alone in your confusion. Great news: this … Read more

Ever opened a business plan template and felt like you’d stumbled upon ancient hieroglyphics—except more boring and with way less chance of a Nicolas Cage treasure hunt? (Just me? Okay.) Look, every “future founder” needs a business plan outline, and you need one not because your startup is about to disrupt the sandwich industry, but … Read more

Welcome to 2025 where business plans are still mandatory, no matter how many LinkedIn influencers insist “manifesting” is enough. If you’re reading this, congrats: your “next big idea” made it past the group chat. Maybe you’ve already ordered business cards that say “Founder” (classic), but now some painfully practical person (ahem: banker, “investor,” Mom) wants … Read more

It’s 2025 and you’re ready to #BeYourOwnBoss, possibly with nothing more than an overpriced oat milk latte and a TikTok pitch. But then—oh no!—here it comes: someone mentions a Business Plan. Suddenly, visions of spreadsheets, pie charts, and existential dread swirl faster than your espresso shot. Do you actually need a formal business plan, or … Read more

Welcome, future entrepreneur, side-hustler, or just someone avoiding laundry so hard you’ve turned to business advice blogs. You want to start a small business because (let’s be real) your “main job” is as fulfilling as accidentally sending a TikTok to the wrong person. But then—plot twist!—someone whispered the words “business plan” and you panic-Googled until … Read more

Ever start your day convinced you’ll launch the next Amazon, only to realize you barely have a password manager and a Gmail draft with “IDEA: ???” as the subject? Welcome to entrepreneurship, friend. Did someone just ask for your “business plan checklist”? Cue the internal screaming. Yes, apparently, you need an actual plan before the … Read more

Congratulations, anxious founder! If you’ve landed here, it’s because some business “expert” (probably your cousin with a minor in TikTok dances) dropped “business plan” and “business model” in the same sentence and you nodded, pretending not to panic. Is there a difference? Is one more important? Will either save you from your existential startup dread, … Read more