Are You a Real Business or Just Good at Photoshop? The Bank Needs Proof So you’ve taken the plunge. After a wild night of caffeine, existential dread and six half baked LLC names, you’ve emerged with a mission OPEN A BUSINESS ACCOUNT. Congratulations, you’re almost legit! Except for one minor hiccup your bank requires a business … Read more
Welcome to Compliance: Where Your Dreams Meet Government Regs Ah, 2025. The year remote work became “mandatory hybrid” and Starbucks Venti went up to $14 yet somehow business plan compliance became the new escape room nobody asked for. You wanted to run a start up, not moonlight as a certified box checker for Big Brother. But here … Read more
Welcome to Your Pre Bureaucratic Meltdown (A.K.A. Is This Step Even Necessary?) You, dear entrepreneurial maniac are moments away from that sweet horrifying Business Plan “incorporation” button. Maybe you’ve obsessed over business name generators (bonus points if it sounds like a failed indie band) or perhaps you just want to slap “LLC” after your nickname … Read more
Congrats! You Want an LLC and Zero Plan. What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Welcome, highly caffeinated hustler, to the thrilling, paperwork-filled rollercoaster that is forming an LLC in the U.S. of A.! Maybe you had a great “business plan” (aka a Tipsy Taco Night brainstorm) or maybe you just want to protect your last $32 … Read more
Welcome to “Fifty Shades of Business Plan” Pick Your Fighter! Gather round, startup warriors, TikTok side hustlers and latte fueled visionaries! You are about to embark on a tour of the most arbitrarily baffling landscape in the entrepreneurial universe: business plan requirements by state. Shocking news business plan rules in the USA are like Starbucks menu hacks: … Read more
Introduction: Is Your “Business” Real or Just a Hobby That Pays for Lattes? If you’ve ever thought about starting a business, you’ve probably wasted an emotionally confusing amount of time Googling “Do I need an EIN?” while mainlining cold brew out of self respect. Maybe you’ve even bravely drafted a “business plan” or you just … Read more
Stop! Where’s Your Permit? (Also: Why Are You Sweating?) Welcome to the glamorous world of licenses and permits aka the thrilling sport of “try not to get fined by a bureaucrat who hasn’t blinked since 1996.” You, dear reader, are about to learn that launching a business in the USA is less about manifesting entre … Read more
Congratulations You’re About to Join the Over Caffeinated Cult of LLC Owners Welcome, brave 18 to 35 year old hustler, to the broken glass and marble run that is starting your own LLC. Excited? Of course you are. Terrified? with your Business Plan You should be. Whether you’re selling drop shipped dog sweaters, consulting via Zoom in … Read more
It’s 2 AM. You’re clutching a lukewarm coffee, scrolling through Reddit for the fifth time, and thinking, “Maybe I should turn my world-changing app idea into a real business. But, ugh… writing a business plan sounds like a root canal performed by a raccoon.” Awesome! You’ve found the guide that will walk you, step by … Read more
So, you’ve survived another scroll through LinkedIn where “thought leaders” tell you to just start—as if launching a business is only slightly harder than choosing a Netflix show. Somewhere between your third iced coffee and that “for you” TikTok suggesting you become a CEO by 30, it hits: Should you actually, like, write a business … Read more