Startup for All: How anyone, anywhere can launch a business—no trust fund or Silicon Valley needed. Tips, stories, and sarcasm included.
Welcome, brave entrepreneur! You’ve spent three weeks Googling how to get free money for my app and have only found LinkedIn bros and scam my YouTube ads. But hey turns out your fate might depend less on your disruptive business plan and more on whether you live in California, Nebraska or god forbid New Jersey. … Read more
Let’s just call it like it is: you’re tired of seeing the same startup success story powered by trust fund babies and investor bros who think diversity means letting Chad run HR. Welcome to 2025 where every bank tech company and government agency claims they’re here to help minority led businesses with money that’s about … Read more
Congratulations! You’ve officially chosen tech startups as your path, joining a noble tribe who believe AI can find their soulmate, blockchain should fix brunch reservations, and “pivot” is a verb you’ll use hourly. But news flash: while LinkedIn influencers promise six figure seed money from your vibes alone most VCs won’t answer your cold email … Read more
Welcome to the internet’s favorite blood sport: applying for startup grants. You wanted free money but what you got was a crash course in paperwork red flags and unleashing your inner admin goblin. Thought your 2025 startup grant would be your moment of entrepreneurial glory? Babe think again. One stray PDF one quirky Comic Sans … Read more
You’re ready to lock down some startup grants and upgrade your lifestyle from college ramen to extra guac, please. But in the endless chaos of tech bros, TikTok experts and grant committees with the patience of DMV workers, one thing stands between you and that free cash: a business plan. Not just any business plan … Read more
Let’s be brutally honest: If success for women entrepreneurs depended solely on “girl boss energy” and crafting the world’s best Instagram Reel we’d all be millionaires possibly with matching pastel power suits and a daily IV coffee drip. But no the world prefers we back up our passion for pet fashion tech with you know … Read more
So you want to launch a business and shocker your crypto wallet isn’t enough. Mom’s done bailing you out, your roommate’s tired of “investing” in new merch, and you’re done DMING Elon for sponsorship. Time to play America’s favorite game: “Begging for Money in 2025!” But should you go hunting for mythical startup grants or … Read more
Congratulations! You’ve decided that asking the U.S. government for startup grants is a better idea than texting your ex or starting another GoFundMe. If you’re reading this chances are your checking account makes you cry and your business pitch has been rejected more times than you’ve had cold brew this week. But hey, hope springs … Read more
Welcome back, broke founders and “serial entrepreneurs” (read: unemployed on LinkedIn)! You blew your rent on Shopify and iced coffee, and now you’re looking for startup grants like a raccoon digging through TikTok tips. Yikes, but also relatable. So, instead of signing up for another pyramid scheme or texting your ex for a “business loan” … Read more
Welcome to the Hunger Games: Founder Edition Let’s cut the TikTok intro and get real: You want startup grants, aka free money, aka “the government’s way of pretending they’re helping the economy by bankrolling the next ‘Uber for Houseplants’. Maybe your side hustle is burning through cash like a Tesla at Burning Man or you’ve realized … Read more