Funding

Intro Angel investors. The name sounds magical, right? You imagine some enlightened seraph with wings descending from Silicon Valley heaven holding a glowing checkbook saying: “Go forth, child disrupt the industry!” Reality check: they’re basically wealthy humans who got tired of funding non profits, got bored of yachts and decided betting on starry eyed founders would be … Read more

Intro Picture this: You’re sweating through your one good shirt, pitching your startup about AI powered dog yoga mats, and across the table is a venture capitalist aka the human embodiment of a trust fund wearing minimalist sneakers. You’re praying they stop side eyeing your half functioning demo app long enough to consider a check. … Read more