Ever opened a business plan template and felt like you’d stumbled upon ancient hieroglyphics—except more boring and with way less chance of a Nicolas Cage treasure hunt? (Just me? Okay.) Look, every “future founder” needs a business plan outline, and you need one not because your startup is about to disrupt the sandwich industry, but … Read more
Welcome to 2025 where business plans are still mandatory, no matter how many LinkedIn influencers insist “manifesting” is enough. If you’re reading this, congrats: your “next big idea” made it past the group chat. Maybe you’ve already ordered business cards that say “Founder” (classic), but now some painfully practical person (ahem: banker, “investor,” Mom) wants … Read more
It’s 2025 and you’re ready to #BeYourOwnBoss, possibly with nothing more than an overpriced oat milk latte and a TikTok pitch. But then—oh no!—here it comes: someone mentions a Business Plan. Suddenly, visions of spreadsheets, pie charts, and existential dread swirl faster than your espresso shot. Do you actually need a formal business plan, or … Read more
Welcome, future entrepreneur, side-hustler, or just someone avoiding laundry so hard you’ve turned to business advice blogs. You want to start a small business because (let’s be real) your “main job” is as fulfilling as accidentally sending a TikTok to the wrong person. But then—plot twist!—someone whispered the words “business plan” and you panic-Googled until … Read more
Ever start your day convinced you’ll launch the next Amazon, only to realize you barely have a password manager and a Gmail draft with “IDEA: ???” as the subject? Welcome to entrepreneurship, friend. Did someone just ask for your “business plan checklist”? Cue the internal screaming. Yes, apparently, you need an actual plan before the … Read more
Congratulations, anxious founder! If you’ve landed here, it’s because some business “expert” (probably your cousin with a minor in TikTok dances) dropped “business plan” and “business model” in the same sentence and you nodded, pretending not to panic. Is there a difference? Is one more important? Will either save you from your existential startup dread, … Read more
So, you woke up today, stared into the existential mirror (probably in bad lighting) and thought “Hey the world NEEDS another salon!” Not just any salon, but YOUR salon a mecca for perfect balayage overcaffeinated stylists and Wi-Fi powerful enough to withstand 23 simultaneous TikTok lives. But wait business influencers insist you need a Salon Business … Read more
Welcome to the brutal iron jungle of gym ownership, where “just add a smoothie bar” is not a business strategy and your only real opponent is the mysteriously broken treadmill (again). You thought turning your passion for post workout selfies into a Fitness Business Plan would be easy? Oh honey grab a sugar-free energy drink … Read more
So, you’ve decided to become a consultant. That’s right: you’re bravely entering the ultra glamorous universe of charging companies thousands to tell them what they already half-know (“Try having fewer unproductive meetings Susan!”). Maybe you’ve watched enough LinkedIn gurus with ring lights or maybe you’re just really really good at explaining PowerPoint slides nobody asked for. … Read more
You did it. You joined the Great American Migration from fluorescent-lit cubicles to the wild, Wi-Fi-powered world of home-based businesses. Maybe you’re hawking hand-knitted cat scarves, or perhaps you’re consulting corporations from your closet “office.” Before you get too comfortable “living the dream” (read: emailing in sweatpants and pretending you have a real lunch break), … Read more