Stop! Where’s Your Permit? (Also: Why Are You Sweating?) Welcome to the glamorous world of licenses and permits aka the thrilling sport of “try not to get fined by a bureaucrat who hasn’t blinked since 1996.” You, dear reader, are about to learn that launching a business in the USA is less about manifesting entre … Read more
Congratulations You’re About to Join the Over Caffeinated Cult of LLC Owners Welcome, brave 18 to 35 year old hustler, to the broken glass and marble run that is starting your own LLC. Excited? Of course you are. Terrified? with your Business Plan You should be. Whether you’re selling drop shipped dog sweaters, consulting via Zoom in … Read more
It’s 2 AM. You’re clutching a lukewarm coffee, scrolling through Reddit for the fifth time, and thinking, “Maybe I should turn my world-changing app idea into a real business. But, ugh… writing a business plan sounds like a root canal performed by a raccoon.” Awesome! You’ve found the guide that will walk you, step by … Read more
So, you’ve survived another scroll through LinkedIn where “thought leaders” tell you to just start—as if launching a business is only slightly harder than choosing a Netflix show. Somewhere between your third iced coffee and that “for you” TikTok suggesting you become a CEO by 30, it hits: Should you actually, like, write a business … Read more
Welcome, entrepreneurial overachiever, procrastinator, or poor soul trapped at a coworking desk next to a guy who says “synergy” unironically. You Googled “How long should a business plan be?”—maybe right after reading approximately 58 different answers, none of which made sense and one of which involved “manifesting” the perfect length. Pull up that second (or … Read more
You’ve seen the term “business plan” tossed around more than the phrase “Let’s circle back” at a company meeting. Maybe you Googled it at 3 AM, sandwiched between tutorials on how to appear confident on Zoom and lists of quick dinners you’ll never make. Good news: you’re not alone in your confusion. Great news: this … Read more
Ever opened a business plan template and felt like you’d stumbled upon ancient hieroglyphics—except more boring and with way less chance of a Nicolas Cage treasure hunt? (Just me? Okay.) Look, every “future founder” needs a business plan outline, and you need one not because your startup is about to disrupt the sandwich industry, but … Read more
Welcome to 2025 where business plans are still mandatory, no matter how many LinkedIn influencers insist “manifesting” is enough. If you’re reading this, congrats: your “next big idea” made it past the group chat. Maybe you’ve already ordered business cards that say “Founder” (classic), but now some painfully practical person (ahem: banker, “investor,” Mom) wants … Read more
It’s 2025 and you’re ready to #BeYourOwnBoss, possibly with nothing more than an overpriced oat milk latte and a TikTok pitch. But then—oh no!—here it comes: someone mentions a Business Plan. Suddenly, visions of spreadsheets, pie charts, and existential dread swirl faster than your espresso shot. Do you actually need a formal business plan, or … Read more
Welcome, future entrepreneur, side-hustler, or just someone avoiding laundry so hard you’ve turned to business advice blogs. You want to start a small business because (let’s be real) your “main job” is as fulfilling as accidentally sending a TikTok to the wrong person. But then—plot twist!—someone whispered the words “business plan” and you panic-Googled until … Read more