Intro: You’re Broke, Bold and Bank Rejected Let’s set the scene. You just pitched your million dollar business idea to your dog because, unlike every bank you’ve visited, he actually listens. You’ve shuffled through SBA loan applications that look like they were written in another dimension, begged your parents who still think “startup” means a garage rock … Read more
Intro: So You Want to Start a Business, Huh? Oh look at you scrambling to start the Next Big Thing™ because working as a middle management warrior in a corporate cubicle has crushed your soul into dust. Welcome to the beautiful hellscape that is finding money for your business in the U.S.A. Spoiler alert: it will … Read more
Intro: Welcome to the Financial Thunderdome So you’ve got a “million dollar idea.” Cute. You’ve already told your friends it’s the next Uber, but for dogs. Or maybe an app that texts your mom back for you (spoiler: VCs would 100% actually fund that one). The only Business problem? Your bank account looks like a … Read more
Intro: Welcome to America’s Favorite Scam Parade So, you’ve decided to start a Business. Adorable. That means you’re either (1) delusional, (2) masochistic or (3) both with a sprinkle of GaryVee Instagram reels giving you toxic confidence. Now you’re hunting for money because apparently ramen packs and “exposure” don’t pay rent in this capitalist hellscape. … Read more
Welcome, joystick jockeys and spreadsheet skeptics! You’ve braved the sugar rushes, suffered through another sticky Skee-Ball disaster, and still, every business guru from LinkedIn to “Startup Steve on TikTok” tells you the answer to all your problems is three magic letters: CRM. Yes, CRM tools—those digital wizards that promise to “boost customer loyalty” (and track … Read more
So, you’ve decided to open a gaming arcade in 2025. Congratulations! You’re officially one step closer to living the dream of being surrounded by neon lights, the sweet sound of coins clinking and the faint smell of stale pizza. But wait! Before you dive headfirst into a world of joystick glory, there’s a little thing … Read more
Congrats, humble citizen of late-stage capitalism! You wandered into a “gaming arcade near me” only to realize: this isn’t Chuck E. Cheese anymore, kid. It’s a well-oiled, chaos-fueled, caffeine-splashed business machine. Who’s pulling the strings? Not the seventeen-year-old behind the token counter—nope. It’s CRM tools dashboards. Managers claim they’re “monitoring performance,” but really? They’re glancing … Read more
You’re not ready. Nobody is. Because what you thought was just a humble neighborhood gaming arcade is about to ascend—thanks to the unholy fusion of CRM tools and local SEO. That’s right, we’re talking algorithm overlords pairing up with data-stalking robots, all for the glory of turning “arcade near me” into the most-clicked phrase in … Read more
Picture this: You, heroic arcade overlord, slouched over a sticky counter, chugging 32oz of caffeinated hope. The Skeeball machine is jammed (again). Your “loyalty program” is a shoebox filled with tickets and broken dreams. Your only marketing is shouting “HALF OFF TUESDAYS!” at anyone who dares make eye contact. It’s 2025. Your sanity left years … Read more
Welcome, joystick heroes and nostalgic digital escapists! So you run a gaming arcade—or, more likely, you dream about running one, while the local arcade near you sends bi-weekly texts with “Flash Sale!!!” and “We totally don’t stalk your leaderboard high score.” It’s 2025. If you’re not leveraging CRM tools like it’s a Marvel Infinity Stone, … Read more