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Intro: You’re Broke, Bold and Bank Rejected Let’s set the scene. You just pitched your million dollar business idea to your dog because, unlike every bank you’ve visited, he actually listens. You’ve shuffled through SBA loan applications that look like they were written in another dimension, begged your parents who still think “startup” means a garage rock … Read more
Intro: So You Want to Start a Business, Huh? Oh look at you scrambling to start the Next Big Thing™ because working as a middle management warrior in a corporate cubicle has crushed your soul into dust. Welcome to the beautiful hellscape that is finding money for your business in the U.S.A. Spoiler alert: it will … Read more
Intro: Welcome to the Financial Thunderdome So you’ve got a “million dollar idea.” Cute. You’ve already told your friends it’s the next Uber, but for dogs. Or maybe an app that texts your mom back for you (spoiler: VCs would 100% actually fund that one). The only Business problem? Your bank account looks like a … Read more
Intro: Welcome to America’s Favorite Scam Parade So, you’ve decided to start a Business. Adorable. That means you’re either (1) delusional, (2) masochistic or (3) both with a sprinkle of GaryVee Instagram reels giving you toxic confidence. Now you’re hunting for money because apparently ramen packs and “exposure” don’t pay rent in this capitalist hellscape. … Read more
Intro Angel investors. The name sounds magical, right? You imagine some enlightened seraph with wings descending from Silicon Valley heaven holding a glowing checkbook saying: “Go forth, child disrupt the industry!” Reality check: they’re basically wealthy humans who got tired of funding non profits, got bored of yachts and decided betting on starry eyed founders would be … Read more
Intro Picture this: You’re sweating through your one good shirt, pitching your startup about AI powered dog yoga mats, and across the table is a venture capitalist aka the human embodiment of a trust fund wearing minimalist sneakers. You’re praying they stop side eyeing your half functioning demo app long enough to consider a check. … Read more
Introduction: The Promise and Pitfalls Behind “Free” Business Tools Business owners, freelancers and managers are inundated with offers of “free” tools promising project tracking, accounting, team chat, CRM, design and ecommerce solutions for zero cost. On the surface these tools appear to empower small businesses by reducing cash burn and lowering barriers to entry. But … Read more
Introduction: The Efficiency Promise Too Good to Be True? Every business leader dreams of improving efficiency, lowering costs and boosting productivity. Business software is often presented as the key to unlocking these goals. Vendors push tools claiming to automate processes, eliminate errors and transform operations. Headlines scream about skyrocketing ROI and seamless workflows. But here’s the … Read more
Introduction: The Elusive Quest for the Best Business Software Every small business owner in the USA dreams of finding the perfect software to run their operations smoothly. Whether it’s accounting, customer relationship management (CRM), enterprise resource planning (ERP) or contract management, countless options promise to revolutionize your business. But here is the catch: Is the “best business software … Read more
Saying Goodbye to Your LLC (Like Deleting Tinder But With More Paperwork) So your LLC dreams fizzled out faster than a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte after Halloween. It’s cool most American business plans die before their bank accounts do. Maybe you tried drop shipping pet wigs, or maybe your “sustainable candle” empire just didn’t survive … Read more